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Urban Dictionary

Dog Crack 

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.
Dog Crack by slipperydick December 15, 2011

Daithi Downey 

Rhymes with brownie and is used to describe a person who beats off to rathkenny flags. Common phrases of a daithi downer are "Sure these things happen"
Sure people grow and these things get smaller (Daithi Downey)
Daithi Downey by Square2.0 October 3, 2017
a word used to describe something that is slightly better than good but not yet better.
can also be used as plural i.e. gooderer, goodererer
you look gooder than before
that dress looks gooderer
Gooder by Sarcastic cow 3:0 October 6, 2009
i didn’t kill ur mom hehehe
hehehe
hehehe by nooriitaaa November 30, 2020
la droga dell’amore

presa in feste in discoteca e a rave sotto foma
di cristalli idrosolubili o sotto forma di pasticche.

una bella botta di 4/5 ore in cui sei
pieno di energie, emotivo, empatico e dove dici solamente quello che pensi, potrebbe essere un bel divertimento, quasi un “viaggio spirituale”! Ma potrebbe essere anche un incubo a occhi aperti. Statene lontano ragazzini 👹
Frate al momento sto fattissimo.

cosa ti sei calato? mdmda o altre cazzate?
mdmda by uno apposto November 23, 2023

G-string 

an undergarment similar to a thong but has a thinner piece of fabric that lays between the butt cheeks. Whereas a thong has a slightly triangular shaped piece of fabric in the back with a width ranging from about 1 centimeter to 3 centimeters, a g-string has a very, very narrow rectangular shaped back fabric piece about half a centimeter wide. Both garments are approximately the same length in the back. The front of the g-string is similar to the front of the bikini underwear, except usually a good deal more skimpy. ***The g-string does *not*, I repeat does NOT stimulate the g-spot or clitoris in any manner, because the "string" part is in the back not the front or the inside where those areas are.***
Women buy g-strings because a g-string is useful to avoid panty lines when wearing thin and/or low-rise pants, and because some people like the look of g-strings, not because g-strings are stimulating to the wearer(They aren't.)
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