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Creepypasta 

An online network of “scary” stories that have been ruined by teenage fan girls. Some popular characters include : Jeff the Killer and his sister Jane, BEN Drowned, and Eyeless Jack. The names tend to lack creativity, such as Masky, who wears a mask, or Hoodie, who, believe it or not, wears a hoodie. The characters are often romantised even though they are killers. Arguably the most famous character is Slenderman, who owns a mansion in the woods and trains “proxies.” “Edgy” teenagers often claim that one day they’ll meet Slenderman and kill for him. But they’re just characters, kids. They don’t exist.
Special Snowflake: OMG I soooo wanna be a proxy. Slenderman for life lol
Any sane human ever: You’re not talking about Creepypasta again, are you? It’s not real!
Special Snowflake: LOL ur such a hater XD
Creepypasta by Crusher of Dreams February 27, 2018
lush is a new slang word for marijuana. the word lush was created when one young girl decided she needed a new code name, and this way whenever she said "lush" regular people would assume that she was talking about slurpees from 7-11.
"spread the lush"

"lets toke the lush chicka"

"cheech and chong still lushed"
lush by tinah&tarah March 3, 2009

Jenisity 

A beautiful, gorgeous, outgoing girl who loves laughing, smiles a lot, and flirts with all the guys. Mistaken for a slut or a whore; namely her past is ugly, but she looks into the future for comfort. DO NOT MAKE HER MAD. If she does manage to get become mad, make sure you are quiet and NOT trying to get in her way. Otherwise, she is very accepting of others, but critical if they are too creepy.

Also, see Jennifer.
Guy 1: Did you see her? She looks amazing! Should I go bother her?

Guy 2: Don't bother. She's going out with Dave and she's a Jenisity.

Girl 1: Jenisity is my bestest friend in the world!!!
Jenisity by jaybirdbob90 April 3, 2011
caa-joe , cart-joe , car-joe

A carjoe is basically a raised bruise located on a place of impact on a person specifically. Color doesn't necessarily matter in the sense of having one. As long as it is on a person, place of impact and raised, it is considered a carjoe.
Person A: Oh! Look at that couple over there!

Person C: Awww. They're so cute!

Person B: Doesn't the guy have a huge carjoe on the side of his head?

Persons A&B: Oh yeah. Sad...

owonikoko 

Owonikoko is a rich and wealthy man. He is also a philanthropist
I am an Owonikoko
owonikoko by Arafatballer June 16, 2021
He is very vegan. Vegan is everything for him. His love, his race, and his friends. Vegan
"I am vegan." Jacob says awkwardly
Jacob by battweryac1d January 31, 2022
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