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Christmas 

A holiday supposedly celebrating the birth of Jesus Chirst, man who meant well but now is the cause of all the problems in the world because people missinterpretted him. But I digress, Chirstmas has been bastardized by Capitalists in the western society. It is nothing more than a holiday based on commercial greed.
Billy:"My teacher says that if I'm good Santa will give me presents!"
Some guy who knows what he is talking about: Well little Billy, your teacher is a lying fuck face. Christmas is nothing but an excuse for capitalists to get money. Capitalists are evil bastards. They shall all die.
Christmas by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
Wow! Can’t believe it’s Jeremiah! Suck on deez nuts!
A small, insignificant town/community where nothing good every happens. This town seems to have a curse upon it and once you're in, it's almost impossible to get out. It's population consists of gang bangers, wild dogs, cows, and the sad people in between.
If you ever want to get bit by a wild dog,, Tipton is the place for you.

"Hey, you hear about that shooting in Tipton last night?"

I counted a million cows in Tipton!
Tipton by Tiptanite January 13, 2015
An adoring nickname for one you hold in highest esteem, more commonly known as a best friend. A bestie is the person who you not only go shopping with on a regular basis but also trust implicitly with anything.. besties do not come and go like waves and sandcastles, they are more like permanent marker on American Eagle jeans, they'll stay with you forever. It is much better to have one pure andgood bestie who is true to you then multiple 'besties' (even though if theres more than one t usually will not count as a bestie, technically) who are only like pants that stay with you only until you get too fat for them, or you tear them (like hurting them, and then them being all unforgiving), or just until they fade. A true bestie would stick with you through all of it, walking in when the world walks out.
Boyfriend: Hey, wanna go to the movies with me later?

You: Oh my gosh I'm sorry maybe tomorrow I've got plans with my bestie already. I would never blow her off!
Bestie by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

trash out 

1. to break up with someone in a non-sensitive way, sp. to throw them out of the apartment
2. to bad mouth someone behind their back
1. Susie's always bustin' my balls. I got to trash out that bitch. OR I got to trash that bitch out.

2. Dude, I just came from Starbucks and Susie was trashin' you out to all her homies. That bitch was nasty!
trash out by Wittgenstein52 June 22, 2010
Bevard = a toad with a lot of warts.
Erin "Hey Bevard!"
Bethany "Hay! Don't call me a warty toad!"
Erin "Just telling the truth man, deal with it".
Bethany *Runs away crying*

Lesson to be learned..
Don't nickname your friends "Bevard".
Bevard by Werin Ewhalen May 14, 2008

code blue 

this is when you go out to eat, usually with friends, and while in the car on the ride back you have to take a shit so bad you can taste it. You yell out "Code Blue!" This lets everyone in the car know that its an emergency and if they don't pull over right away your going to shit your pants.
Oh no! Ive got a Code Blue! Pull the fucking car over befor I shit it full.
code blue by Big City February 6, 2008
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