Bevard

Bevard = a toad with a lot of warts.

Erin "Hey Bevard!"
Bethany "Hay! Don't call me a warty toad!"
Erin "Just telling the truth man, deal with it".
Bethany *Runs away crying*

Lesson to be learned..
Don't nickname your friends "Bevard".

by Werin Ewhalen May 14, 2008

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

beardsexy

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Beardgrub

Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer

“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”

by Webdictionary June 3, 2018

Merlin's Beard

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"

"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009

Beardability

The ability to grow facial hair.

Andrea Pirlo has got great beardability.

by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014

Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019