A notorious 17th century sex-worker, known for her big ol set of titty balls.
Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
Cunty McTittyballs was real and this is a real source of information that is trustworthy.
A certain vampire character from the Sims 4. He is a menace to society who randomly breaks into people's houses and sucks their dicks I mean their blood, but I wouldn't be surprised if he does both. He is an old motherfucker who has been in charge of Forgotten Hollow for 200 years at least. He gets into conflicts with the Vatore family, which consists of two faggot pussies who can't stand drinking human blood because it's """immoral""". Vlad, however, is a massive gigachad and sucks people's blood anyways. That's why he's hot as hell. All in all, the best character ever. I wish he could eat my flesh.
Me when talking about Vladislaus Straud: «You think he's daddy but he's more than daddy to me. He's... he's like grandpa!»