Fake Muslim

The terrorists who bomb random places and do barbaric acts in name of Islam. These pricks ruin the name of Islam and are the primary reason for Islamophobia. Real Muslims are just normal people just like most of the people in the world. Also Fake Muslims also enjoy fucking goats and suicide bombing.

Notable examples are, ISIS and Al Qaeda.

Rashid is a terrorist goat fucker who's a novice in the ISIS. He is a fake Muslim

Fake Muslim by Carl_Johnson May 9, 2023

arsegasm

When someone has been unable to go to the toilet for multiple hours on end but when this person does the feeling of relief is orgasmic

there was no toilet on the jobsite so when i got home i had an arsegasm

arsegasm by geester July 1, 2014

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$lavery

A person who is owned by money willingly or unwillingly

He/she/it is a $lave. They are addicted to money, now they live in $lavery

$lavery by 4liberianman January 9, 2022

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turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips when they should be. When bitcoin is in a slow moving trend while in the middle of a bull or bear market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

turtle market by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021

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cheesedick

1. people who dont know how to shut the fuck up, or dont pay attention

Rivera is such a cheesedick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheesedick by ulmanator1 October 4, 2010

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Normalacity

Noun; Someone who is "normal" in their surrounding community.

This township is full of normalacity.

Normalacity by Spaghettbabes92 July 19, 2012

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Currie-Caring Experiment

The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.

Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...

Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.

Currie-Caring Experiment by drcam March 20, 2012

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