Nicola

One of the most amazing women you can think of. She is smart, beautiful and very determined. She is a once in a lifetime type of person and her freckles are adorable as anything else.

Guy 1: Do you know Nicola?

Guy 2: Yes she is this kind of friend you want in your life.

Nicola by olvrschmdt November 30, 2021

velour

a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.

velour however is not goofy

stevie dave had a cold and wore his velour socks to bed. in the morning he felt 95% better.

sarah saw a pile of velour clothes in a shop. the shop manager found her fast asleep in the middle of the velour mountain 3hours later. she was banned from the shop. she didnt care, shed never felt better

velour by loofooloo December 1, 2006

urineblast

Urineblast : when one has to urinate so badly, ( usually upon arising in the morning ) the resultant stream produced has an explosion-like effect.

I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to urinate. My urineblast punched a hole through the toilet bowl.

urineblast by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

November 5

National kiss your friend day

Emily: can I kiss you

Chloe: because it’s November 5

November 5 by Logan CARTER November 4, 2019

Compulsive trolling

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.

Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.

Compulsive trolling by Captainspermoid May 8, 2011

January 28

International hickey day!

January 28th is known as International hickey day. Hickeys, also known as "love bites" are often given/recieved by someone in the heat of a sexual encounter and can also be seen as marking your territory on your significant other

Girl 1:"Its January 28, you know what that means"
girl 2: "it mean I'm about to get bella hickeys from my man"

Both: "International hickey day!"

January 28 by NukdaDuk June 5, 2019

junk

1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"

1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.

junk by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

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