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Gentlewoman

When a beautiful woman drives a man home and opens door
Man: want to get a Sammie?
Gentlewoman: okay, I drive.
Man: okay

*gentlewoman drives to Sammie place*
Man: awesome
*man looks around and is met with despair*
Man: no on here…
Gentlewoman: shucks, that checks out!
Gentlewoman: do you me to drive you home?
Man: yes
*drives home*

Man: thank you beautiful gentlewoman!
Gentlewoman: you are welcome!

And this is a complete exact replica of how Sir Isaac Newton came up with the word Gentlewoman..
Gentlewoman by king of uranus October 17, 2026
A woman or man whose the biggest asshole of them all. Usually they are proud of the fact that they can be difficult, however when called out on their bullshit, they never care to correct the problem.
Did you see how Joanie just called her man out like that in front of everybody? She's a big cuntbag!
Cuntbag by MakeupChic December 11, 2016

small chilly pepper 

It basically refers to a small penis in Korea. When Jimin was talking about his parent's dream, his parents had mentioned seeing a small chilly pepper hanging from a tree.
Jungkook: " Hey guys I saw Jimin's penis when we had to take a shower, he has a small chilly pepper. "
Jimin: * bursts out laughing *
Mckayia is funny as fuck, small, had many friends, gets very annoyed easily, if you ever meet one don’t annoy her!
Mckayia has a good personality
mckayia by Re.usexo February 21, 2019
Doing ridiculous things because you have an itching need to occupy your time
Justin has so much kerm he shoved a coat hanger into a water bottle
Kerm by AyyR July 23, 2019

Poontoon 

“Hey man, I’ve really been into poontoons lately.”

“That’s cool. I prefer the real thing though.”
Poontoon by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

Let Down Blizzard 

When you send a friend to get blizzards from Dairy Queen and they are out of your flavor, so the friend chooses a flavor for you.
Rob: "Hey, they were out of caramel cheesecake, so I got you Oreo."
Lee: "Damn, a let down blizzard."
Let Down Blizzard by DirtByrd September 25, 2023
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