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finger job 

sex move with a man and a woman. The guy receives some hand but he is also fingering the woman at the same time.
John fingered sally while she gave him hand, they finger jobed
finger job by sampson jameson February 14, 2008
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nohthing by SHIBBY-ONE April 19, 2005
the act of defecating on your partner. usually on the chest
Zach Evans gave Tony Tracey the shizzen last night man!!!
shizzen by Kromepl8ed November 24, 2007

Twitterpated 

When you fall in love during the spring after a cold winter. This love has you all giddy and makes you feel like singing. Your heart is all a flutter
"Aww look at Lisa and Josh, they are such a cute couple!"

"EVERYONE HERE IS ALL TWITTERPATED!"
Twitterpated by Unicorn 277 May 15, 2017
Skinny Chavy Ugly Druggie kiddies.

Subset of the Chav. Usually a group of 4+ early teens boys and girls found loitering in public places during daylight hours, particularly in school holidays. While not as actively confrontational or aggressive as older chavs they do show signs of confidence in being untouchable through littering, graffiti and random mumbled insults to passing strangers. When not engaging in proto-antisocial behaviour and they will be fondling their ubiquitous diamante covered smartphones.

Skinny: Most of the group will show evidence of malnutrition and a crisps and pop diet although in larger groups there is often one salad dodger who in summer has no problem showing the ample flesh – this is presumably because either they too young to have become body-conscious or they’ve developed the pound shop gangster mentality very young.

Chavy: Due to their age they don't have access to benefits with which to buy ‘quality’ branded sportswear and adornments. As a result the males look like they've raided the 'under £1' box in charity shops and the females look like they've acquired their jewellery and make up in lucky bags and Christmas crackers.

Ugly: It’s unclear whether there is a cause and effect relationship between being a chav and coming from the shallow end of the Gene pool but there is certainly a very strong co-relation.

Druggie: Despite the obvious poverty there will invariably be a splif circulating around the group.
I never go to the park during the school holidays 'cos it's full of scudies.
scudies by shallowgirl September 1, 2013
The shit you take after a long night getting drunk on Harpoon IPA.
Wow, that Harpoop smelt so bad I almost threw up.
Harpoop by Gerald Wallington July 10, 2009
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