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A member of the Irish Travellers who funds his or her lifestyle through fraud, mostly committed against the elderly. They typically offer to do home improvement work at an attractive price, then either run off with the money, or if they actually do the work, do a substandard job and then demand more money. Female yonks enjoy five finger discounts at department stores, attempting to exchange the stolen goods for cash.

Then they all go out for Sushi with their ill gained loot, parading their "lackeen" toddler daughters around like Jon Benet Ramsey.
yonk: "I noticed your drive-way needs paving. I was doing work up the street and have plenty left over for another job. I'll only charge you forty dollars..."

you: Fuck off you yonk bastard!
yonk by antraeindubh August 24, 2006

willing father 

Your local Priest. ;-)
St. Serena of the Albatross's Priest was always a willing father for the children at catechism every Wednesday.
willing father by MsMissa August 25, 2004
An alcoholic beverage gay people drink
I need a daggery
daggery by Cancerkid July 19, 2016
unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
i was unwilling to have sex but she forces her self apon me , she raped me
rape by BackWood Lover1 July 5, 2017

Chesnick 

(Another term for smegma) A moist, creamy, feta cheese-like build-up between the male's penis head and the under foreskin. Although technically serving as a lubricant, the presence of chesnick is usually accompanied by an ammoniated fetor and is, today, considered a sign of poor genital hygiene
After withdrawing, Rupert noticed he had left chesnick remnants strewn over her lady garden, like over boiled potato fragments discarded on a sieve
Chesnick by MuppetMantis September 29, 2022

Diseased Neanderthal 

A white person, particularly one who is racist and ugly.
When you're a diseased neanderthal, you look 50 by the time you hit 25.

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