Yonk

Can be used to describe the action of snagging or stealing something.

Can also be used as a replacement of the F-word in a phrase or sentence.

"Watch this Joe, I'm about to yonk your mom's virginity."

"Yo did you see me fight Eric yesterday?"
"Yeah dude you absolutely yonked him!"

by BigBrainMemeTrain on IG December 3, 2019

Yonk

British Slang, Measurement of Time;

1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.

--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.

1)
BOB: "Gee Willy, I haven't seen you for Yonks!"
WILLY: "Yeah, must be about 3 Yonks actually."

by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004

Yonk

A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.

Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.

I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.

Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!

by broski62726618 November 30, 2018

Yonk

someone who’s so painfully wrong and stupid

nivid is being such a yonk tonight

by swagabelly March 17, 2022

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

Yonk

To defeat an opponent in the most awesome way possible. To truly yonk someone or something is to leave potential spectators in awe with jaws firmly dropped.

Oh my gosh, did you see the finale of Avatar the Last Airbender? Spoilers Aang totally yonked the fire lord!

by Leaf Surlevent May 22, 2022

Yonk

Another way to say “let’s go” and a way to express happiness, started by the great streamer Paul

I won! Yonk Yonk

by Lightindahouse August 3, 2023