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Irinic is the utmost level of irony that one may achieve by use of verbal and dramatic facts, for example - A person who claims to be a vegan and avoids meat BUT will eat a slice of pepperoni pizza because they are merely "peckish".

Irinic can not be comprehended by those who suffer from psychiatric disorders, such as COMPLETE INSANITY.
"You're offended by what I said ? Well isn't that Irinic ;)"
Irinic by IrinicAF November 20, 2016
Someone who sleeps with multiple people, preferably behind one another's back.
Olivia lied in her bed, quietly wishing she had someone to fuck with. Then, she had an idea. She quickly found the most slutty dress she could find and pulled it on. She didn't even bother finding underwear. She went outside, knowing someone would eventually try to flirt with her. And, almost instantly, a man came to her. "Hey, princess." He says, smirking. Olivia grins and steps closer to him. She doesn't think what he thinks of her. But, she can tell he's hard. She begins rubbing her hips against his, teasing his cock through their clothes. "Wanna go to my place?" She ask. He nods quickly. She leads him back to her house, where he quickly pins her to the couch. "I'm not going easy on you..." He whispers into Olivia's ear. She moans out in anticipation. He grins and pulls his pants off. He slowly slides his tip in and out. "But maybe you might want to beg a bit..." He says. Olivia's already been transformed into a whimpering, moaning mess. "F- fuck... Please..." She whimpers quietly. The man, who Olivia doesn't even know the name of, thrust hard and fast into her pussy. She quickly wraps her legs around her waist. "F- fuck..." She manages to moan out. He grins and thrust harder and faster. Olivia arches her back and moans loudly, fully loving the attention. But quickly, she regrets her decision of begging when she could have just used her fingers. The man continues thrusting after she cums, not caring that she's being overstimulated. (Like for part two)
Slut by Sluttt_fuckme April 13, 2021
An ugly woman, especially an elderly one, because she has wrinkled skin and long, sharp fingernails. Akin to "dog" which is usually used to refer to an unattractive younger woman.
Old Mrs. Gondorf is a real dragon.
dragon by debodun August 3, 2007

The Jackhammer maneuver 

When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.
I was getting a massage and my girl pulled the jackhammer maneuver missed bullseye by an inch.

Dick Splatter 

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table
Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
Dick Splatter by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

Do a barrel roll 

In Star Fox for the SNES Pepper Hare would ask of you to do a barrel roll. Doing a barrel roll in Star Fox is to press the shoulder buttons twice, pressing L shoulder button then L again would make the R-wing do a barrel roll counter clockwise, pressing the R shoulder button then R again would make the R-wing do a barrel roll clockwise.

utlizing a barrel roll is extremly usful in Star Fox as it deflects most objects fired at the R-wing

The term "Do a barrel roll" is commonly mistaken that it froms from Star Fox 64. It did not. But it was spoken by a voice actor for Peppy Hare in Star Fox 64. In Star Foxes training mode, the game would give you simple tasks. Eventually 3 other R-wings would fly around as you were told to do the same as them, after sometime before the 3 other R-wings would barrel roll Peppy would tell you to do a barrel roll.
Peppy: Do a Barrel Roll! (text only)

(The player decides if they want to do a barrel roll)

Guy 1: You should do a barrel roll...

Guy 2: Dude, shut up!

Guy 1: Ha you died, only if you would have done a barrel roll!

Guy 2: I'M NOT PLAYING STAR FOX!!

Guy 1: Oh yea, sorry.
Do a barrel roll by Pro def July 1, 2007
I watch TFC everyday cause im a filipino.
TFC by sxc_fuck August 21, 2007
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