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hipstersexual 

A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".

Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.

See also chubby chaser.
"Jenny Lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while Eleanor Friedberger doesn't even get a second glance. LOL."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."
hipstersexual by interneter May 11, 2010
When you shed a tear but still want her. When she ignores you and you still think the world of her. When she loves another boy but you smile and say, "I'm happy for you," when all you do is... Cry.
I truly love her but I don't like her boyfriend.
Love by JT1420 March 4, 2014
a forbidden action on anime, to which only the brave and the fool may allow use
A: Is knocking not a thing on anime?
B: yeah, it's basically non-existent
Knocking by Yourboiallen June 4, 2019

period pants 

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
period pants by Jake February 28, 2004

luckybutt 

being lucky
wow, Luckybutt!
luckybutt by Elianeee October 1, 2008

Chuck Norris 

The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
Chuck Norris by Magnuson February 3, 2015
The religion believed by the Bishops and the people of Dema. The religion basically states that the end goal of all life is to die (by suicide), and that “reality” should be celebrated. This religion is the reason why Clancy and the Banditos left Dema. Tyler (from the band Twenty One Pilots) wants everyone to know that this fake religion is 100% wrong, and he and Josh communicated this in their song Neon Gravestones on their album Trench. Tyler communicated this information in a Discord Clique interview on May, 3, 2020. The interview can be found on the Discord Clique YouTube.
You: “What is vialism.”
Me: “It’s the fake religion in the storyline of Trench.”
Vialism by DeadFlowers May 3, 2020
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