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Urban Dictionary

1. A negitive word, normally used to describe a group of girls. It has also been used in place of a swear word after something has gone wrong.

2. This has been used in Norse Mythology; it was used as slang word for "Lifthrasir", the first woman after Ragnarok.
Look at that those priates over there, thinkin they're all that.

Ahh priates!

Priates and Lif, together make the first man and woman after ragnarok occoured.
Priates by Lil Mac Joe Blow March 2, 2008

Strategic docking 

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
Strategic docking by blijekarper March 29, 2020

The Chiseled Wood Theory 

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.
The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

weisling 

a tiny creature, usually found in large swarms, that lives under rugs of all colors. Usually dark colors, like burgundy. have a predilection for bright, moving colors.
Woah, did you just see that guy taken under by a swarm of Weislings?
weisling by CuriousWillis August 9, 2010
guy 1: stop camping at spawn
guy 2: hfue?
hfue by z April 19, 2005
Mans greatest invention
Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!
Noose by FijianFisher August 7, 2018
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