m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.

I wish I was the Bat Commander.

m.c. bat commander by C'est moi. January 4, 2004

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

precation masturbation by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

sweepy

adj. A combination of creepy and sweet. Often used to describe ex-boy/girlfriends, it is used to describe when another party is being undeniably sweet, but also extraordinarily creepy.

My sweepy ex-boyfriend just asked me to go to the movies again and called me gorgeous.

sweepy by Alcnor June 19, 2010

Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

Flaced by ElChuro September 3, 2015

Virgin

The Definition Of Virgin Is A Person Who Gets No Bitches A.K.A. YOU

The Proof You'll Stay A Virgin Is Because You Are On The Urban Dicktionary

Virgin by M17bully May 9, 2022

tuffie

something difficult

tuffie by scott d g April 24, 2003

Leo Valdez

The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.

Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"

Leo Valdez by pjo-lover October 10, 2016

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