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moms taking computer
used in place of brb or bbs when a mother seizes the ocmputer from the hands of their child. so the person on the other end knows why the person doesnt come back for a long time.
sn1:oh... um brb
sn2:okay ill wait

40 minutes later

sn1:back
sn2: 40 freaking minuteS?
sn1: my mom took the computer

OR

sn1:oh.. crap! mtc
sn2: alright call me
MTC by Taichadow September 16, 2008
Stands for 'Doing Nothing, Probably'
Scott: What are you up to this weekend?
Tami: DNP
Scott: Sweet. I love chill weekends.
DNP by MeltStuff July 13, 2017
To come to an understanding through a feeling. (Usually while under the influence of Ecstacy.)
Dude, while on ecstacy I feelized I like it when you lick inside my nose.
Feelize by Alex Cuntz February 3, 2010

Abram the Demon 

An unknown and oblivious being who reincarnates into random human beings after adventuring with his counterpart Marba in the 7th layer of Hell. He also appears as an alternate being living inside his captors. Perverted, wicked, and clever. Currently occupying a man named Matt.
Abram the Demon had smashed and destroyed all the routers in Cisco class after epically pwning the teacher.
Abram the Demon by FrivilousBeard November 2, 2011

wankville 

wankville, a village were everyone wanks.
you go to a village and you see a load of people wanking its caled a wankville
When you pee but also release a fart that lasts the full extension of peeing time.
Man, I just took a fizzer. Aren't you impressed?
Fizzer by the GOC's July 6, 2016
a person who buys someone a drink, and then insults, slaps and tell an awful joke to him or her.
Joe: "Hey, Ohadi, I've heard you're quite a naber".
Ohadi: "Here, have some beer. You idiot".
*Slaps Joe*
Ohadi: "Hey, did you hear the joke about the two dwarves and the walrus?".
naber by demaoza March 2, 2008
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