demaoza's definitions

John Awkward

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.

-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".

by demaoza October 12, 2008

naber

a person who buys someone a drink, and then insults, slaps and tell an awful joke to him or her.

Joe: "Hey, Ohadi, I've heard you're quite a naber".
Ohadi: "Here, have some beer. You idiot".
*Slaps Joe*
Ohadi: "Hey, did you hear the joke about the two dwarves and the walrus?".

by demaoza March 2, 2008

kanias

A job or many jobs that require a lot of hard, mostly physical, work. The term usually refers to driving long distances from one place to another for an unwanted cause.

Joe: Hey, we're going to play some football! are you coming?
Nitz: No man, I need to drive my brother to the airport, and then to take the car to the garage.
Joe: What a kanias.
Nitz: You bet your ass.

by demaoza March 2, 2008

naber

a person who buys someone a drink, and then insults, slaps and tell an awful joke to him or her.

Joe: "Hey, Ohadi, I've heard you're quite a naber".
Ohadi: "Here, have some beer. You idiot".
*Slaps Joe*
Ohadi: "Hey, did you hear the joke about the two dwarves and the walrus?".

by demaoza March 1, 2008