fizzer

Australian definition: Something that promised excitement but instead was a disappointment.

That fire cracker was a real fizzer.

fizzer by joe_king October 12, 2011

Fizzer

When you pee but also release a fart that lasts the full extension of peeing time.

Man, I just took a fizzer. Aren't you impressed?

Fizzer by the GOC's July 6, 2016

fizzer

The - usually derogatory, although some fetishes are said to exist - term for a female, or the genitalia thereof, suffering from such a heavy yeast infection that upon ejaculation, the sugar content of semen causes a fizzing effect.

"So how was the party? I heard you and some blonde had chemistry?"
"I'll say. I was so drunk I didn't know she was a fizzer until it was too late."

fizzer by Urgomanic May 24, 2010

fizzer

The 7-11 version of the morning after pill in which a young, promiscuous girl attempts to eliminate the possibility of pregnancy after a sex session sans protection by purchasing a bottle of soda, vigorously shaking said bottle, and then deftly inserting the bottle's opening into the vagina so as to create a soda geyser, meant to flush out any rogue sperm.

After Suzy's escapades in the back seat of Jim's volkswagen, she demanded that he drive her to the store so that she might purchase a fizzer kit

fizzer by Emily Rogers November 21, 2004

fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best

Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer

fizzer by The Greg June 18, 2004

fizzer

a person who drinks loads,or all the time

are you having a fizzer tonight

fizzer by dai donk July 22, 2006

Fizzer

light-hearted expression of discontent.
a potentially embarrassing blunder but not one of serious consequence.

" I stubbed my toe, what a fizzer!"

"I've lost my keys, that's a fizzer"

Fizzer by Edwara February 18, 2009