Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

DNP

Stands for 'Doing Nothing, Probably'

Scott: What are you up to this weekend?
Tami: DNP
Scott: Sweet. I love chill weekends.

by MeltStuff July 13, 2017

Balls in a Banana Sack

To describe an uncomfortable and possibly near painful situation.

Scott: My boss talks to me in the bathroom at the urinals.
Estrella: Worse than Balls in a Banana Sack...

by MeltStuff July 13, 2017