ass roots effort

when you and possibly one or more of your buddies decide that you want to get laid and that you're going to have to get up off the couch and actually make some sort of attempt

Sitting around playing X-box isn't going to get us anywhere. I think we need to embark on an ass roots effort here if we're to have any hope of getting any.

ass roots effort by markvz May 7, 2009

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Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.

"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

Jack, Talk, and Devour technic by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018

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The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)

"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"

The King of Town by me October 18, 2003

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gobbler

noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something's neck

Old Man Jenkins and his pet turkey have massive gobblers.

gobbler by the storm drains September 20, 2009

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Legal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows about

I'm just off for a legal beagle

Legal Beagle by Lololol88 November 17, 2016

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cannautocracy

A type of government where all power is centralized in one weed smoking ruler.

For a short while between 2024 and 2025, America was a cannautocracy led by Jim Davis.

cannautocracy by ratfucker8million March 1, 2022

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louaylorslovebot_

louaylorslovebot_ LOVE LHH. Their fav Harry era is lhh and they would die for him. Lhh or nothing is her melody. louaylorslovebot_ is also is a mustache Harry anti!

Me: my fav Harry era fetus!
louaylorslovebot_: WHAT? I’m gonna stab you how dare you the best is lhh I wanna lick his greasy hair with a straw! I love lhh

louaylorslovebot_ by whehehehwkjf June 24, 2021

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