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A synonym of sikmon. A misspelling of Simon. A person who is [usually dumb and lazy.
Hey Simos - oh whoops, I meant Simon (or did I?).
Simos by Single A Battery January 16, 2020

spongebob 

a chatterbox, window licking idiot whos best friend is a star with extra chromosones
spongebob
spongebob by chalkcupwithice March 10, 2021

servalan 

Servalan was a lead baddie in the UK sci-fi TV series Blake's Seven. Used by British men of a certain age to refer to a particularly glamourous but cruel & haughty woman.
"Servilan!" (said to a companion, of an action by a glamourous woman that shows her to be heartless and aloof).
servalan by Nupe January 6, 2004
I ate this chicklet with my cat while beating chickens and chocolate
chiclate by Mr Brown November 30, 2004

beatdown stick 

Yo LT, check out my cocobolo beatdown stick!
beatdown stick by Wickadelic May 9, 2006

Kristof Vampire 

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.
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