Simos

Simos is a greek god, who also has a fluffy beard that gets him all the girls. Sadly Simos has just an average cock size of 5 inches.

Damn your beard is almost as sexy as Simoses

by Sabr94 November 23, 2021

Simos

Best friends who have known each other for more than fifteen years

"My simos is the best!"

by MemelordTaco July 08, 2017

Simos

A synonym of sikmon. A misspelling of Simon. A person who is usually dumb and lazy.

Hey Simos - oh whoops, I meant Simon (or did I?).

by Single A Battery January 16, 2020

Simo

the hottest ranga ever to walk the earth. hes a gentleman - courteous and polite, but he's so damn sexy that most girls want him. too bad he only goes for one girl, the girl of his dreams...

Girl: "Man, you're so lucky! Why can't I have a Simo?"

by yourgirl82 September 16, 2010

Simo

Bengali slang for a complete dumbass, someone that is intellectually and proprietarily inept from society and an outcast to civilization.

"Dude, your acting like a Simo right now"
"Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case, but Simo is an ass so I did the race"
"That guy is such a Simo for leaking my IP"

by obamalizardman February 12, 2022

Simo

1. Gods finest gift to earth.
2. The man of every girls dreams.
3. One hot peice of ass.

I want you Simo.

by Schwooper February 01, 2004

Simo

(n) To obsess over a friend because they deserve it.
Derived from simp, likely originally a typo as 'p' and 'o' are adjacent in a qwerty keyboard.

I want to be simo'd

I'm simoing on you

by Anomalocaris November 14, 2020