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friendship therapy 

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.
"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."
friendship therapy by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

VFR Direct 

An aviation term. A method of flight navigation where the pilot uses "Visual Flight Rules", relying on landmarks to guide the flight without instruments directly from point A to point B.

More commonly used when someone, in an attention seeking manner, jumps several key members of the chain of command, and goes directly to the top
"MAJ Jones was a little bitch, and went VFR direct to the Chief of Staff"
VFR Direct by Golf 2 Actual January 5, 2009

Muriel's Wedding 

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)
Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)
Muriel's Wedding by ether75 September 9, 2010

goobertegga 

A super hot dude that has a good buzz cut side profile and is a good school dude and get so many girls with so much rizzz
I wish I was a goobertegga!!
goobertegga by Berxy June 13, 2022
Snorting a line of ketamine off a kit kat then eating it.
Not hungry at all but I’ll have a ket kat
ket kat by Trippinbot May 31, 2019

Behemoth bitch 

Any huge lady who has full control over her husband.
1-yo,nigga...that behemoth bitch in the movie 'Norbit' is an ideal wife according to all the dumbass feminists.Yo better watch ya fine ass while choosin' ya chick.
Behemoth bitch by Lee Ons July 21, 2011
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