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Muss Bus 

1. Is when a guy enters the health profession working on people's teeth while he chews a fatty.

2. It is when you allow yor car to drift into a water ditch because you can't apply your brakes.

3. It is when you obsess about your kankles.
1. Um sir, is that mint flavor chew I smell? No m'am it is the mint flouride you are about to get on your teeth.

2. Scott did you see brent, he pulled a muss bus, the police found his car in the canal.

3. Hey Brad, are my kankles exposed with these shoes?
Muss Bus by djelectrolyte February 5, 2010

Cutter Clean

Something that would be considered disgusting anywhere else but is perfectly acceptable aboard a Coast Guard cutter.
"Are you eating Top Ramen for breakfast?" "Yeah, Cutter Clean."
Cutter Clean by WhoDatPhantom August 29, 2026
A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.
Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24
May 24 by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021
Driving under the influence of whatever puts you under the influence. When a coppa pulls you over and you're lit asf.
Alfred was issued a dueey after attempting to drive while being lit asf.
Dueey by The Ornatists December 26, 2018
A family of birds with tubular nostrils
Example: "Yo nigga, check out that kehla."
kehla by Captain Hampton February 23, 2004

Technotard 

Someone who is not technologically inclined or able to use basic office machines.
Carol can't figure out how to use her scanner. She's a technotard.
Technotard by Alice Crowley March 30, 2009
To be deeply troubled by a situation; to be screwed; totally fucked
The hooker took your wallet? Oh fuck man, you just got dicked!
Dicked by DJSeebs October 19, 2003
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