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People who do exaggerated I am happy smiles and living my best life poses on their self adorned insta and other social media ! YAWN.

Usually in a couple with an equally and wallyg expression !
Fuck Did you see Gareth and Zoe giving it WallyG
WallyG by Elisheba August 30, 2021
hispanic use...to calm down!

The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!
The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!
Calmada by E-BLOOD 35 October 17, 2008
Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!
Poo by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021

Alabama Booty Call 

Alabama Booty Call is a sexual maneuver. It must happen whilst a male and female partner are partaking in intercourse.

The male partner takes the female partner's cellphone, sets it to vibrate, then inserts it into the female's rectum. The male partner then begins having vaginal sex. A few moments later, while the male's penis is still stimulating the vagina, the male calls the cellphone inside the female's rectum, makes her take it out of her own rectum, makes her answer the phone, and has her talk "dirty" to him.
I used the 'Alabama Booty Call' on Sherry last night.
A type of heavily cocaine addicted prostitute often seen outside of rural petrol stations working for a nice price
That chick who was working at the BP was such a kelsei!
Kelsei by bigbeef27 January 16, 2010
Dauther: When a daughter and her father had a daughter together.
Strange: I have a Dauther.
Dauther by Sakurakage March 30, 2021
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