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GOD.....pure and simple
"dream the crow black dream"

Stoketistics 

False statistics created for the effect of soliciting a reaction.
Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!
Stoketistics by DaWisest September 11, 2025

muffin fail 

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
muffin fail by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
Guess? is a clothing brand where poor bitches think they are rich.
Melissa: Hey look at my new Guess? purse! And look at how many cards i have on my snapchat story because im 'Rich'
Ben: Shut your dumb ass up that stupid fuckin bag is like £90 you broke piece of shit and you have more than one card because the others are inactive and you flex shit brands pussy. Oooo im rich but i go shopping in liverpool to get a £90 purse i could've got online but yanno it's going on my story and to my recents becaus im about that life of spending little cash i have on fucking shit branded bags looooooooooool dumb ass bitch you haven't got an arse or any tits and you put your fucking tattoos on instagram 24/7 and you push your flat arse out SOOOO MUCH oh my god.
Guess? by YaDumbBichhhhhhhhh November 10, 2018
An exclamation used to say something is relatable or is a mood
Mia: I hate my life. Maybe I should just die.

Rebecca: lol me
Me by YouIgnorantCow November 28, 2019

penalty footcase

Noun - a padded cover in which a person's shoe covers the toes.
He was suspended for wearing the penalty footcase as a member of the Guardada
penalty footcase by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023
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