airport CEO

Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.
Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.
by DaWisest March 1, 2021
mugGet the airport CEOmug.

Stoketistics

False statistics created for the effect of soliciting a reaction.
Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!
by DaWisest September 11, 2025
mugGet the Stoketisticsmug.

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