someone who looks themselves up on Urban Dictionary

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

not you.

Somebody you do not want to meet.

Me? Are you expecting another definition of someone writing about their self, saying they are the best thing to ever happen to this world? The greatest person to ever walk this earth? That isn't me. I'm just a human being. I'm no better or worse than anyone else on this earth. I don't get why people write those things about their self or why or how they think those things about their self. I don't lack any confidence that I shouldn't, but that isn't confidence. It's arrogance. And, a lot of it is completely ridiculous. It isn't attractive, and it isn't going to get someone to be with them or to even want to be. It's actually going to do the complete opposite. It also just makes you feel really bad about yourself. Like, good for you, "Glenn," you have perfect features and consider yourself flawless and think that it couldn't get better than you. Meanwhile, I'm not "divine," special, or better than anyone. I couldn't even list all of my flaws. I don't think someone who thinks like that of their self would like me. And, every time they gush about how they "have the best, most gorgeous blue eyes," I get why he doesn't like me very much. He clearly prefers blue eyes, and mine are just brown.

a shit bag with no life purpose