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4•11•2018
Great friend and also very cute and short and adorable! Aaralyn can be a great source of comfort and confidence and will always worry about your wellbeing!

12•11•2019
So three months ago, she dumped me. Um, there wasn’t any warning and she just sent a text. So it’s all over for me now, she got together with this other guy right after and, it hurts. But it’s all good, a few days ago she told me she didn’t like him anymore and broke it off, but that was just a trick so yea she’s still dating him and uh, it’s been tough. Life’s not bad at all, I’m still not over her but y’know, keep going. I mean, he laughs at me every time he sees me, but I just play along, it’s hurts less this way and I’m still obsessed with her but it’s alright. You know, I still have internet, get to watch videos, staying up until 4:30am crying, playing games, it’s really not bad when you think about it, but um, I’m still hurt. I’m just trying to play it off, act like I’m unfazed by being cold to her, I keep calling her a liar and I guess it’s kinda true but in a way, it’s really my fault but y’know, you live and you learn but um, except I didn’t really learn, I just got hurt but it’s ok. I’ve tried rekindling it between us, but uh, I seem to always ruin it. You know, have to focus on the big picture don’t get caught up you know, and I just can’t seem to let her go but deep down, I know it’s too late so uh, it’s fine. Don’t worry.

I’ll be ok.
4•11•2018
She’s an ‘Aaralyn’
10/10 would get to know her and be lifelong soulmates with her!

12•11•2019
Would still be soulmates but uh, she has a new boyfriend now, so yeah
Aaralyn by shit fucking shit November 12, 2019
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Arthur cooke 

Arthur Cooke is literally he most sexy individual man alive. He is just really epicly cool and radical and he has lots of friends who never make fun of him
Dont you wish Arthur Cooke loved you?
Arthur cooke by Small skinny January 15, 2021

Jive Turkey 

a term black people used for white people in the 70s
Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.
Something that is good or bad and very important, something of relevance to a current situation.
"Can you believe the chiefs lost to the browns??"
"No, Man! That was a shipbig surprise!"
Shipbig by Z.A. Kim December 6, 2006

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

Burnt piece of toast 

Oh look at that burnt piece of toast.

morning o's 

Orgasms in the morning (best enjoyed during sex, with another person).
I got into work late, but flushed and giddy, after my boyfriend insisted on having morning o's.
morning o's by Renee March 30, 2004