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Fake Irish spelling of "crack" meaning fun, news, gossip, banter etc. Used by plastic paddies and those ignorant of there own language. "Crack" or "crak" originates from middle English and has been used for centuries. The first known use in Ireland is in the 1950s, using the correct spelling "crack". "Craic" first appeared in the 1990s.
What's the craic so it is
Craic by Jonny Bastard September 1, 2019
When you are taking notes in school, and you are thinking of a penis, and writing network. even tho the a and n in wank are not even near the o and the r.
When you set up 2 netwanks you can talk to eathother.
netwank by Mikal Ann Smith January 7, 2004

Rice Bucket 

Commonly used to refer to riced out Hondas and/or other imports.

A ricer may be easily identified if the car has more lights then a christmas tree or sounds like a weed whacker
Damn check out that queer ass Rice Bucket, I wanna kick that little ricer boys ass!
Rice Bucket by Pimp Masta J December 18, 2004

experience the dance

Mēsōian staying to explain the difference between a song and real life.
There are no prisoners when you experience the dance.
Twonkle as in twonkle lights.
Like twinkle lights but the light bulbs are bigger and thus bring more light.
I really like the twonkle lights in your room. It makes it really cosy and plus you've got more light than with twinkle lights instead.
twonkle by LittleSomething November 11, 2019

capital offense 

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.
capital offense by Downstrike September 26, 2004
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