Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be

Audi TTs

And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise

Roll On Floor Jacking Off, originally thought up by a commenter at kotaku see GTJO

Rip and Dip means to rip a fat fart and dip the fuck outta there.

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

Some form of ironically large eyes on a small kids head. Aviators are the only form of glasses that can hide them.

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.