Robjob
1: "Hey, Beauford! Bring me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug."
2: "Can't go wrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"
2: "Can't go wrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"
Robjob by DasGuenter October 29, 2020
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Robjob
1: "Hey Beauford! Can you grab me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug?"
2: "Sure thing, I love a good Robjob. Do you want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Hell yeah I do!"
2: "Sure thing, I love a good Robjob. Do you want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Hell yeah I do!"
Robjob by GeunterMcBeunter October 29, 2020
roflosophy
A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.
Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?
Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.
Guy B: ROFLosophy!
Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?
Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.
Guy B: ROFLosophy!
roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY by El Zacko October 7, 2006
ROFCOF
Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face
A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.
Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.
A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.
Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.
roflolxd
The action of rolling on the floor, while laughing out loud so much that your mouth is wide open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.
roflolxd by JonahFromVegas December 29, 2016
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.