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Usually the type to stick things in there holes. They love men.
Jteas sticks things in his hole
Jteas by george floyd the second October 24, 2022

VACation 

The term used by PC gamers to describe when someone gets permanently by Valve's Anti-Cheat service (VAC). Coined by the Counter-Strike community when a large amount of professional players were banned for cheating
If he keeps cheating he'll go on VACation
VACation by TheJoshStyler October 2, 2015

pansexual 

"Pansexual" indicates somebody who loves people of all genders and sexes. It is identical in meaning to "bisexual", and was likely formed through the same thought process that created the Rastafari "inity" from "unity".

The "bi" particle in "bisexual" simply indicates that a person is attracted to both sexes. While there are arguably 3 genders (males, females, and those who associate with neither), there are only two sexes. Bisexual people generally are attracted to both sexes, which includes all genders, which includes everybody.
I can call myself either pansexual or bisexual. Either applies.
pansexual by 999282 August 4, 2011
Last night I used my vibator because this huge test in history I orgasm on my text book my bed was like a lake my BF was so jealous cuz he wasn't there to lick my pussy until I orgasmrd
Vibator by LadyOfKnight July 10, 2016

Rick Perry 

George W. Bush on steroids. Take all the bad things about Bush and amplify by 10 and you have Rick Perry.

Utters "Amurica!" and "Freedum!" in every sentence instead of every other sentence.

Even more hawkish - carries a gun with him at all times, and is known to use it on small animals that get too close.

Greater religious fanaticism - In April of 2011, as governor of Texas, held an "official" prayer rally for rain in his drought-stricken state. Let's see how that worked out for him: in April only 60% of Texas was under severe drought according to the UNL drought monitor. As of September 20, 99% of the state is under severe drought with 85% under exceptional drought. In other words, a true Texas miracle. Also believes creationism should be taught in public schools.

Instead of just privatizing social security, wants to completely abolish it, so grandma is just supposed to starve I guess.

Even greater hypocrisy - as governor of Texas, threatened to secede from the U.S. over the passage of the stimulus act. He then took $17.4 billion in funds made available by the stimulus act to help plug his state's ballooning budget deficit and create most of the jobs he brags about creating. Yet, he declined $500 million in funds to help educate youth in Texas.

Even less qualified - graduated from Texas A&M with a 2.22 GPA, earning a C in U.S. history and a D in economics. Interestingly he got an A in world military systems. Better watch your ass Iran.
If you thought Bush was a good president, or you are a masochist, vote Rick Perry. For the other 80% of us, there is sanity.
Rick Perry by not a dittohead September 22, 2011

instant facebooking (IF) 

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
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