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Kernersville 

A place you've probably never heard of, Kernersville is an overly populated state in North Carolina. It's near Winston-Salem and Greensboro. Kernersville is the place where most people are accepted and two schools will fight over anything. It's where 21 and 22 year olds will meet up with their 13-16 year old girlfriend's at Skateworld or the Fourth of July park for a booty call. Kernersville is commonly known as "K-Vegas". Some main places are WalMart, the cheap ass movie theater, the Fourth of July park, and Skateworld. In Kernersville you're likely to see many vampires, emos, goths, country people, and old people just looking for a kid to fuss at. Kernersville is the place where kids will lose their virginity and then claim that their pregnant 3 days later. Honestly, it's probably got more drama than most other cities in North Carolina. Almost everyone in Kernersville knows each other, so when someone knows something about you...EVERYONE will know. Don't talk shit about one person because they'll get all of their friends to kick your ass! I actually don't recommend coming here unless you want to be bored to death and practically trampled by people twice your age.
Kernersville sucks. Enough said.
Kernersville by IamSlenderhearmeroar November 29, 2012

fyke steak 

A very delicious food, even if it isn't steak.
Hey man, this is the best fyke steak I have ever eaten out of a cereal box!
fyke steak by Chrisaubertin December 19, 2008
spoon mouse

spo(on)(mo)use
spouse
its a mouse that likes spoons and is as small as a teaspoon. They are as sweet as sugar cubes and like tea parties
"i have 20 spouses"

"waow, how did you get so much spoon mouses?!?!?!!?"
Spouse by Chara, the demon August 27, 2026
to get hit by something or smacked by someone.
i just got kluned by the baseball. John just kluned me in the head.
kluned by martha ayres August 3, 2007

Nookie-wookiee 

A sex-obsessed person, especially a guy
The nookie-wookiee forgets to put away his pornography when class starts.

keunditioner 

Conditioner inspired by Dave Keuning of The Killers. Warning: Will give your hair a life of its own. You also might have an uncontrollable urge to play the guitar, all God-like.
L: Your hair looks AWESOMELY frizztastic. How'd you do it?
S: I used KEUNDITIONER. Jealous?
L: Yes.
keunditioner by Lupe Vannucci January 14, 2008
Wishes he can wrap his dick around Sophia’s whole body and throw her on the bed to start the impregnating process Dominic wants to have sex with Sophia and lick her feet and suck her toes mostly the last part I don’t know why
I kept watching Dominic looking at Sophia’s feet all night but I swear she was fuckin with him too
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