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Joëlson 

A name for a god like being. This person is most likely to be friendly, effortlessly hilarious and an overall nice person. This person will never judge you for you. Although this person wil have an opinion, he/she won't use it against you but tries to give you advice.
You're a saint, a savior, all with all a typical Joëlson.
Joëlson by Leavesaroundautumn November 21, 2021

lonhycdekibgtxswpmjuvfrzaq 

You are trying so hard to find a pattern of your keyboard letters that hasn't been searched before. You are determined to find it. Keep going you are almost there.
I've tried everything, but I won't give up. I know, how about lonhycdekibgtxswpmjuvfrzaq!

Oh...
The emo has slit his wrists, again.... Yea death!!!
death by Lythes July 30, 2008

The Gooch 

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.
Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"
The Gooch by The Wordenator September 2, 2016

Major combat operations are over 

1. Misleading statement asserting that your work has been completed even though critical steps remain.

Source: A paraphrasing of the George W. Bush quote "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed" uttered on May 1, 2003 with the banner "mission accomplished" behind him.
Did you finish raking the lawn?

Major combat operations are over!

But you left all the leaves in piles... bag that sh!t!

OK.
I’m reading some grianst
grianst by IdkWhatImDoingLol December 4, 2022

proper joke 

a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh
She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.
proper joke by Susie creamcheese January 30, 2018
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