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Squid Jig 

A woman, who dates only Navy (or any military branch) men, for one of two reasons.

A. She is a total gold digger who go after navy guys for their money.

B. Seeking marrige, in the hope he will get transfered to another part of the country to saver her from her small town existance.
"Dude, stay away from her, shes sleeping with half the base. Total squid jig."
Squid Jig by Edward Hyde November 20, 2009

Lesbeetle 

Lesbeetle- The Queen Lesbian

-usually puts bugs up her cooch
Guy 1: "Hey who's this year's Queen Lesbeetle?"
Guy 2: "Why Giselle of course!"
Lesbeetle by smolltiddies October 14, 2019

tooth pick

a very very skinny looking person
look at that tooth pick over there.

Mission Creep 

When a local law enforcement unit conducts a long term investigation, and a federal agent slowly inserts themselves towards the end of this investigations just to be part of the raid that arrests the target so they can get credit and look like the hero at the press conference.
"Who's this Joe guy and why is he suiting up with us for the raid?"
"He's a Fed. Mission Creep."
"Gotcha"
Mission Creep by John E. Law November 30, 2019

astrogophictilstics 

The word "astrogophictilstics" is a plural noun. Its a plural noun that describes some amount of people despising astronomy. The singular form of this noun is "astrogophictilstic".
The Astrogophictilstics despise astronomy.
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