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Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.
JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"
Evan Bayes by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020

#_ymirs.wifeisthebest

The best mutual to ever exist💪😈
#_ymirs.wifeisthebest if you’re reading this, you’re hot
pretty af. Dom child. sly af.
damn here comes unni
unni by consuela1244 November 24, 2021
Most of the time a hot blonde, very athletic and smart. If you get a chance to date them, don't blow it, its normally a 1 time offer. Very nice, sweet, and sometimes very cocky. They have many friends and like to show off, but have great personality.
McKenna: Hey, that new guy is hot, i think you should ask him out.
Me: Yeah thats Pacer, He is hot, all the girls are over him.
McKenna: He seems like a chill dude.
Pacer by I love SWEBM March 23, 2020

Oprahism 

The religion that will one day take over the world where people become even more attracted to Oprah W.
I joined Oprahism when i reallized i do whatever she says anyway.
Oprahism by Oprah Fan January 18, 2008
Sexy girls that make me cum
Fuck man I watched porn and came everywhere
Porn by Ann igger February 12, 2021

carve another notch 

(verb): To Intentionally bang a girl just to add another name/ number to the 'list' or more commonly referred to as adding another notch to the belt.
Person A- "Dude, she is lighting me up on tinder asking me to come over!"
Person B- "Hey man, go carve another notch"

M.W. - "She said her friend 'fell asleep' and she wants me to come over and entertain her"

J.T. "What are you waiting for? Go carve another notch dude!"
carve another notch by Jwt8068 December 7, 2014
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