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An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device
wut up w/ u?
u by Jacob September 9, 2006

Crispification 

A white girl in the sun for three hours without sunscreen.
Not wearing sunscreen and planting tomatoes for three hours today was a sure recipe for self-crispification
Crispification by Deb123 December 1, 2011
yo that’s kids just like Fahreta
Fahreta by TheRealJuanCena September 16, 2018

Sir John A. MacDonald C.I. 

A high school located in Scaborough, Ontario. Also known as Mac. Made unknown thanks to the Asian population that attends this school. The white kids that reach are all pussies that sleep around and the Asian kids are all fobs that enjoy anime and shit. Located near Lam.
guy: wuh school u reach baby?
girl: sir john a. macdonald c.i.
guy: wheres dat?
girl: in scarbz, near lam
guy: ohh, never heard of it
girl: most people haven't... it's filled with fobs and sluz

Access to the monster 

To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
Sad, angry at the world; synonym of hopeless
Silly by Kissingwithteeth October 24, 2023
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