A "freeguard" is someone who gives an unusual air of casual adventure and often has the desire be around funny people to accommodate for the strange humour done by him.
Wow, now that guy is a freeguard if I ever saw one
by Hamethley March 11, 2018
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Ur on vacation in minnesota and ur girl is giving ya head....right when ur about to blow u puckh her in the nose, pull out cum in her face and throw her out in the cold to let the cum and blood freeze together.
by Matt Carnes Pick It up October 21, 2008
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What a gay man says to or about a bear he appreciates
Mike said "Woof!" as he looked the cowboy up and down.
by daytongay August 12, 2006
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fincleshit mean's like its another word for leave me alone or i will hurt you
bro move out of my way or i will fincleshit you
by fincleshit November 2, 2023
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A person with a big ass foot feddish and cant stop licking feet, sucking toes, staring at feet and constantly rubbing them
Jerry and Bob are footlickers
by Frautschy March 16, 2019
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I go over my boyfriends house to have sex but tell my parents I'm helping him with homework
Mom can I go over Kyle's to help him with the homework
by Yagosmi November 15, 2022
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