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dick mama

someone who lovss dick and is pretty much a hoe, slut and slag. she's probably given uck too.

Martha : Haven't you heard, Chelsea is a dick mama now. She gave Darren uck !

Ian : I need a dick mama to suck me dry.

by therealurbandictonary December 19, 2017

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A Dasialynn is a powerful and brave soul who is a natural leader. A Dasialynn takes pride in what she does and never misses a chance to help others. They are really smart and kind people but can be introverted and quiet. Especially around people they are not comfortable with.

Dasialynn is a very smart person.

by yellowtail22 December 14, 2022

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ILTLBFM

I Love To Like Big Fat Milkers

Person 1: whats the dumbest acronym you could think of

Person 2: ILTLBFM

by BL_Guacamole April 25, 2021

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feedbagging

Dipping your balls in oats and honey, and then teabagging various barn animals/unsuspecting puppies/sorority sluts.

"Broski I feedbagged that girl so hard last night."
"Man I love that post feedbagging honey smell."

by farmeroftheoats321321 October 5, 2011

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Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

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sirguson log

(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.

Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.

"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."

"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."

"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."

by Cab.tf October 7, 2025

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