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goat

what lkay likes
nice goat drew, do you mind if I fuck it?
by [c0x0r] October 23, 2003
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Sodexo Sue

A lunch lady that works in the College-in-the-Woods dining hall of Binghamton University. She is often seen sitting at the cash register with her right arm behind her back, rocking, and mumbling to herself (this is just speculation but she may be a witch and her mumbling may be her cursing you) and yelling at the students.
"Dude I just saw this lunch lady pick her scabs off her arm!"
other guy: "Oh, that must be Sodexo Sue."
by BUstudent November 26, 2011
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FDI

foreign direct investment; includes direct capital investment in companies that have not yet issued stock. As opposed to portfolio investment (purchases of traded securities in a firm). Both FDI and portfolio investment refer to capital transfers from country to country.
A major component of any country's capital accounts is FDI.
by abu yahya September 28, 2008
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siamsiami

The most amazing, preety, sweet and kind girl. She's not very clever at Maths
Siamsiami is perfect in every way
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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nice guy

A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.

The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”

The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will downplay the supposed friendship to the point where they never speak again, which in turn will make the nice guy depressed (ironically, he won’t have anyone to talk to) because he’s devoted so much time and energy and has become so warped from being exposed to these kinds of people that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.

The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that people primarily care about physical appearances and that shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty.”
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."

"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex...I might also play some ps2."
by desperryado October 3, 2005
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jelly legs

When a child goes into a state of paralysis below the waist in order to get what he/she wants.
Kid: I WANT CANDY!!
Mom: No!
Kid: I WANT CANDY!(Kid goes into jelly legs mode)
Mom: Timmy stand up! I'm not going to carry you!
Kid: WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mom: Jesus! Here...what do you want?
by Fallen_Samurai April 3, 2009
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outrun

A racing masterpiece by Sega's AM2 division. The brainchild of wordYu Suzuki/word, creator of other games like wordVirtua Fighter/word and wordSpace Harrier/word
Outrun is one of the best old school racing games of all time.
by AJ 187 October 28, 2003
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