Urban Dictionary

a man with no hair, but thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Lucas is a guy who you meet and fall in love with his goofy awkward personality and looks that can kill. When you first meet you steak glances and think he’s interested in you. He later is discovered to be fake and totally not interested in you and will break your heart like he didn’t even know you. He will acknowledge but ignore you and hurt you for a long time and one time you over heard and saw him talking bad about you to his friends causing them to not like you either. Once you fall in love with a Lucas it’s hard to let go.

oh no that's a bomb

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

A massive bot of a human

Jonny is a penis

Someone who is a dumb fuck and eats tar.