Urban Dictionary

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Used as a substitute for yes. Originated from "yes" spelt backwards: "sey" and also has a similar pronounciation to that of the Spanish word for yes: "si".

Going to a porn site and typing your last name in the search bar, results may vary.

The new online sex game that is free to play on mobile, pc, and Xbox. It will make you cum 10 times in one day. You can buy accessories, like a bigger dick and even some big ass tits for $50 per centimeter.

Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.

A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.