Urban Dictionary

a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.

See Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants

Melody is a type of sound i guess and She pretty

A version of Pikachu from Pokemon that's very 'smooth with the ladies'.

The act of being persuaded from a pre-existing contractual arrangement to play a team at a similar level with the promise of a larger crowd and bigger payday even though such act almost certainly guarantees an embarrassing loss.

Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked