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If someone says "I'm helping her get her tags onto her car" it really means they were having sex.
by Bay View September 28, 2005
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Kileigh

Very nice and sweet loving girl she always try’s and helps her friends out first before caring about herself she can be really nice to you unless ur on her bad side
“She’s the nicest girl I’ve ever met she must be a kileigh”

“Kileigh was nice at first but then she got mad at me now she’s ignores me”
by May1133 May 4, 2019
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Fauxtatoes

Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.
"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"
by Troyston February 22, 2008
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Warhammer Geek

Warhammer is a fantasy game that is the very definition of Geek. Instead of having a life, your at home painting and customizing little figures, that are really friggin' expensive. 60 dollars for 8 PLASTIC figures. So, staying up til' 3 in the morning playing with figures when your 21 is a major turn-off for girls. That's why some guys I know don't have a girlfriend yet, and probably never will unless they stop playing playing with that crap. And if your an adult reading this, this is exactly like dungeons and dragons, so it is not by any terms "cool". Some people say "who cares if its geeky, play it if you want to" While yes, thats true, people will seriously think you are nerdy, and that will damage your appearance with the "in crowd" Plus, while you could be learning how to play the guitar or drums during the summer, your in a shop with a bunch of geeks throwing plastic models and dice at each other.
COOL PERSON: Hey, whats up? Do you wanna go to that Mikey's party tonight?

WARHAMMER GEEK: Aw, sorry. I got to paint my army and fight my arch rival. I just got this new dodron piece. wanna check it out? and then I can tell you about my adventures!!

COOL PERSON: Uh, nah, thats okay man, Im fi-
WARHAMMER GEEK: So this one time, Captain armpit was up against three death droids. I thought I was gonna lose, but captain armpit used his butt-laser, and totally saved the army. And this other time, I-
COOL PERSON: Uh, sorry, I gotta go. *quickly walks back towards his car*

That was the first and last time the WARHAMMER GEEK was ever invited to party.
by Demondog September 2, 2009
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sniff cup

Fart in your hand and cover someone's nose
Mike: Do you want a Sniff Cup?
Jesse: Sure dude
Mike: farts in his hand and covers Jesse's nose with his hand.
Jesse: OMG gross dude 🤢
by whitemamatotator May 24, 2022
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pournami

she is the worst friend u will ever get so don't talk to her or meet her
pournami- I hate u.

me- as if i dint hate u
by JennaAngelQueen November 25, 2021
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playmaker

In sports, someone with the preternatural ability to influence the outcome of a game by making incredible plays
Every team needs a playmaker to turn to when the game is on the line.
by jbmonday September 4, 2003
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