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The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)
You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)
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by Scudbomb August 4, 2008
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Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
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Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
by Stevie Y January 24, 2005
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