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safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.
My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.
by Falken January 17, 2003
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BS

"dude, that's a bunch of b.s."
by lu January 17, 2003
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milking the bull

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job
"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."
by lu January 17, 2003
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Falken

Me. I am Falken.
Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.
by Falken January 17, 2003
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MF

You're a stupid mother fucker if you don't know what MF stands for.
by Falken January 17, 2003
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milk bagging

The act of slipping the condom off and tying it in a knot. Then adding it to your collection of used condoms.
I was making the rounds last night to all my sugar daddys and milk bagging everyone of them. Some day these treasures will be worth something.
by Falken January 17, 2003
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troll

A stupid male (esp. surfer) with disheveled, matted hair or dreads whom one would find living in a garage as high class accommodations. Undependable except for when low tide occurs. Responsible only for consuming all of your alchohol, drugs and food between swells. Also protect your pets from potential sexual abuse.
Is there any hope for your _______ to not be a troll?
by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003
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