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penousculous

Very large penis. Penis+Rhinoceros. Sometimes referred to as The Great White Penousculous. Although color has nothing to do with it. Adding "Great White" only adds emphasis to the size, by including the Great White Shark into the large penis equation.
The girl was lonely because she would not settle for an average sized male part, she needed, the (Great White) Penousculous.
by KristinJo February 8, 2008
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livelovepappiberto

"livelovepappiberto is an icon"
by nicoshappymeal July 20, 2021
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Obsessiveship

When a boyfriend/girlfriend requires that every single moment of their pathetic lives be spent with their emotionally abusive significant other; via telephone, internet, msn, text messaging, webcam, or in person while holding a gun to the other's head threatening to kill them if they even break eyesight.
"That's not a relationship, that's an obsessiveship!!!!"

"Shaniqua was in an obsessiveship, with an ogre that never let her go to Ihop with her friends."

"Do you think Ayeshia is in an obsessiveship?
- Well, she never leaves her room, and I've heard the ogre talk about killing her family, so I would say so."

"Damn girl, you just missed out on a damn good taco salad b/c of your obessiveship!"
by Jessica Ring August 8, 2008
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Talf

When one impregnated homosexual female that is receiving oral sex from another homosexual female has such an incredible orgasm that she shoots out the fetus into the other woman's eye and gets a black eye. That black eye is called a talf.
As I was perusing around the internet, I stumbled across some lesbian pornography video where one woman received a talf.
by dr. talf October 30, 2008
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jayden nagai

He is mean and his name sounds like naGAY or not a guy.
by Emmegene July 20, 2017
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whipstick

1. A useless object that moves when you try to lean on it.

2. A useless person, who through lack of social graces will never shut the fuck up.

3. A useless person who deserves a massive piledriver.

4. A useless person who, thankfully, doesn't wear seatbelts and will most likely die at a young age.

5. The proof that Jesus died in vain.
1. I tried to lean on whipstick

2. Whipstick, shut the fuck up before I piledrive you

3. I piledrived whipstick into a permanent coma, now I use his body as a punching bag.

4. Hey whisptick, put your seatbelt on honey...OH GOD! (crash)
by Progress May 9, 2006
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Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.
Those old farts are slapping patties.
by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011
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