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Nub

A nub is a version of noob, except a nub is when someone has been doing something for a long period of time and is still stupid and has no clue what they are doing.
Jake: That teacher is a nub...
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together.
by Shann`uh October 6, 2007
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dickvelope

woman; girl; person of the famale gender; mysogynist roots but fun to say
We can't leave for the movies yet, my dickvelope is still puttting on her makeup.

Get away from my dickvelope, biatch.
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Filiberto

Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"

“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”

“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”

“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
by A Mack Named Antonio June 22, 2024
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Justin :>

The pinnacle of memes and has now created a definition to hereby call you gay XDDDDDDD
Female Gaymer: I just got destroyed by Justin :>
by CronchyToast August 25, 2018
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IGTFU

I give the fuck up. Ever put in a good effort at something time after time only to have your efforts fail at no fault of your own? Might be time to just say, "I give the fuck up". IGTFU is showing your compliance with Murphy's Law.
Brought an umbrella for later in the day but left it on my desk at work. Bought a spare while shopping so I could get to my car but as I opened it at the sidewalk, I was drenched by a passing car hitting a puddle. Now IGTFU, put the umbrella down, and just walk in the rain.
by Is this name used too October 31, 2011
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nipple tits

tits so small that they only consist of nipples
When she took her bra off, all she had were nipple tits:-(
by cwoww May 6, 2011
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Ramael

Ramael is a student athlete who likes to have fun he’s usually out at practice or on his game, his main games are Fortnite and call of duty. He’ll shit on you any day and if he can’t his twin will.
Oh my god girl! Ramael has been looking so good lately
by Fuck you thay November 19, 2023
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