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ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.
Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.
by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010
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Calvin

A comic character created by Bill Watterson who has a tiger for a best friend. He's super imaginative and invents crazy contraptions from cardboard boxes. He feels totally misunderstood at school and home, and often gets sent to the school psychiatrist for his outlandishly strange writing compositions. He is also the guy you see in the bumper stickers where something the person dislikes is getting peed on.
Frank: Dude, have you read Calvin and Hobbes? It's so cool!
Bill: No thanks man, that dark snowman humor creeps me out.
by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016
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Racism

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized (they don't have to be part of a minority or marginalized group, it is just more often that this is the case).
P1; Ew, fuck Becky. I don't like her because she's Asian/Black/White.
P2; Racism isn't cool bro?
P1; So what? She smells funny.
by Caitie5925 August 31, 2021
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splack

basically any type of stolen car
yo when i pull up hop in da splack
by jymgangmd September 7, 2019
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Heartache

When there is some kind of giant, spiked ball locked inside your body, stabbing at your insides whenever you move. Sometimes you find yourself crouching over or clutching at your chest because this immense feeling seems to be taking your breath away.
Example 1: "My best friend of years decided to tell me he loved me today, and proceeded to tell me that I had to get out of his life because it's hurting him. Just the thought gives me so much heartache."
by panpan1 May 25, 2009
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Undersuit

When a female buys matching bra and underwear to wear to look sexy.
You see Mia new Calvin Klein Undersuit, she straight sexy
by Ty Cotton June 6, 2018
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Gewel

Gewel told a joke about fortnite being the beginning of World War Three
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