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Russian Sauna

The act of releasing a dense air-biscuit under the covers of your bed, while trapping your significant other and forcing them to breathe in the gaseous, concentrated evil. On occasion, there may be a small release of liquid dark matter, depending on the force in which the stink cloud is released.

a.k.a. dutch oven

Pete: Hey James, what's that smell?

James: It's the glorious reminder of the russian sauna I sat baking in last night.

Pete: Uuunngh!

James then looks over and sees Pete with his back turned, angrily masturbating, with tears streaming down his cheeks.

by Paloobadeedoo September 10, 2009

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STG

"Swear to god"

STG i was just thinking about meeting her right now.

by U namsen May 19, 2021

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pansexual

Proud. Okay if anyone was coming for a REAL definition please keep reading. This is a sexuality were you like ALL genders as in not just boy and girl because no, that's bisexual. Pansexual is when you are sexually/emotionally attracted to boys,girls,transgender people and anything else in the gender world. And if you are pansexual that is great cuz we need more in the world

Mom : Hey
Girl : Yeah, mom?
Mom : When you get married I just can't wait to see your husband.
Girl : Ugh, Mom don't realize i'm not straight..? I've been with so many other types of people..pansexual remember?
Mom : I know sweetheart i'm sorry

by Smiley Unicorn May 13, 2017

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