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dachous

Dachous is a sexy ass looking rapper with tones of money and a great future.Every cheek wants to bang him and his songs are fire.If you know any dachous you are lucky as fuck
Dachous just released a new song
Dachous is so sexy
by @dachousfan1008 October 25, 2019
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Worst Definition

Urban Dictionary's definition of 'worst'. It can be accessed by clicking on a definition link (worst) or typing it into the search bar at the top of the page.
I have not contributed to the worst definition.
by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005
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Sexercise

When you are using sex to make yourself more fit.
I'm so fat! I need to hop on my boyfriend's dick and sexercise all these calories off.
by Brice August 11, 2016
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The Chapin School

For Growing Girls
THE private school for girls. A Chapin girl embodies what a person should be: intelligent, gorgeous, and just a little snobby.
When you see two different kinds of girls walking down East End Avenue you will be able to distinguish the Chapin girl from the Brearley girl because the Chapin girl is hot.
by Dr. Hayot February 7, 2005
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zia

zia is the most beautiful person on planet earth. she’s so stunning, ethereal, adorable and overall the best person to ever exist on the entire planet. she will make you smile the absolute widest, she will make you laugh the loudest, and she’ll make you feel loved and welcomed. you don’t deserve her, but yet she is always by your side no matter what
i love zia so much she’s the cutest baby angel
by iloveziasomuch September 11, 2018
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Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."
by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
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Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.
by SteelerJav June 11, 2006
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