Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Narwhal.

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL.!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"
by DisasterLindsey. May 19, 2009
mugGet the Narwhal. mug.

cowboy the fuck up

1. To grow a tough skin quickly or suck it up.
2. Punchline to a brilliant lyric in Deathboy's "The 80s are Dead"

3. Credited as 'Astrid's bit.
"Stop being a sissymary motherfucker, and just cowboy the fuck up already"
by titled November 5, 2003
mugGet the cowboy the fuck up mug.

Boston Stroker

a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.
“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.

Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.

Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
by Jrrywbb July 5, 2023
mugGet the Boston Stroker mug.

launching a sea pickle

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle
by William Brennan December 22, 2006
mugGet the launching a sea pickle mug.

Death

One of life's only mysteries.
L: "death scares me"
G: " don't let it. It'll be one last adventure when you're old and frail."
by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021
mugGet the Death mug.

Genshin Impact Unofficial

A multi-purposed Discord server full of disgusting admins and dumbasses of moderators. This server has over 270 thousand members yet fails to make every mod great! This server has a fuck ton of corruption and has 1/2 of their staff team leaking info outside of #mod-chat and #admin-general!!! Maybe now you can take action if you actually cared about your side hoe Honkai Star Rail Unofficial you dumb imbecile! This place encourages racism, ableism, homophobia! Which isn't good!! So burn down this place because they had a kid diddle mod! I know who you are! And also, make sure to join Zoro acting as e-kittens as a full-grown ass man.
by #AModFromGIU April 17, 2024
mugGet the Genshin Impact Unofficial mug.

sex on the sly

Cheating or trying to cheat when you have a spouse or significant other. Those looking for sex on the sly are liars and cheaters.
Nancy: Did you hear? Monty's lookin' for some sex on the sly. Jack saw him hit on a girl at the club.

Alice: You mean Monty, Sally's husband?!

Nancy: Yeah, can you believe it? He seemed so sweet and caring to her. Go figure.

Alice: Uh huh, another cheater.
by mad megawoman August 6, 2011
mugGet the sex on the sly mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email