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ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018
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Drip God

Noun; Frances Kumeh and her Drippy Cake's drippiness, is upon thy holiest existence of dost being. None fairer than thou, o' Frances Bless thy rock like penis
by Lolnigs March 9, 2020
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emitigate

The process of actively defusing an unpleasant situation by blaming an individual (or specific group of individuals) for the hardship in a manner that others can't seem to resist following along with.
"Hitler certainly did emitigate the socioeconomic effects of World War 1 in Germany. Unfortunately, the Jews were less than successful at this game."
by supertoast May 18, 2013
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Jesús

your probably already know the meaning it means Jesús its in spanish. oh and i forgot fuck you
mira es Jesús/look it's jesus
by B!tchluvs January 6, 2022
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YogaDick

A male penis into jelking and stretching the penile gland, making it gain in length, strength and girth.
Guys got the YogaDick Manuel....he'll be unstoppable, now.
by DeSexbot March 6, 2022
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Roh Taehyun

A way of saying that someone is invented perfection and being ethereal. A 'Roh Taehyun' is someone who's good-looking, excellent in krumping (can also be the definition of Krumping) and someone who's perfectly created by the gods. He is also someone that possesses a high quality voice, a honey-like and angel-like voice that can hit high notes perfectly and choreograph various steps in every concepts; he can either be cute and manly, or, be the reason of your death.
Person 1: wow this guy is so perfect! He was able to choreograph a dance in like an hour or so. He's so perfect and damn girl, his dance is so fucking a++++ while looking so ethereal
Person 2: wow, a total 'Roh Taehyun' out there.
by nohtaehyunplsstop May 25, 2018
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tbr

i’m throwing a party!
date: friday night
location: 27617 (TBR day of)
by ricoyunga December 6, 2020
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