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The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.
I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.
by Swanee June 15, 2018
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Get the Nigger mug.On April 15th 2018, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game jus ask them.
by JessicaMyers678 May 25, 2018
Get the National Ask Someone Out Day mug.Waddafak is the "word" you would use if somebody isn't making any sence, or being a complete goof canoe. I dont wanna know what the literal fucking vagina balls that you would use this "word" in. Probably in response of the most fucked up disgusting thing a friend+ might say.
"I will shove an entire gaping hairy yellow moon-sparkling cheese filled slimey constipated squirrel penis in your throat."
"Waddafak"
"Waddafak"
by LukeTheGreaf February 29, 2016
Get the waddafak mug.The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.
Kenny and Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the parking garage to play a little croquet.
by Remo Gold January 9, 2017
Get the croquet mug.Counter to the "ladies man," a gentleman's girl is loved by men, but not for being a slut. She's nice but has a kick that gets their attention. Men love to be around her and her charming personality.
"Your son Micheal is SUCH a ladies man!"
"Oh, Nancy, you shouldn't, as is your Veronica a gentleman's girl!"
"Oh, Nancy, you shouldn't, as is your Veronica a gentleman's girl!"
by frickafrack244 April 24, 2018
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