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greentext 

A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.

This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a > in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.

Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).

This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg Youtube comments).
>be me
>be 17
>going on a weeklong summer camping trip
>greentext story of how I lost my virginity etc

>he doesn't use a Linux-based OS
>laughinggirls.jpg

>implying implications
greentext by Xcalibur201 August 27, 2016
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greentext 

Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon to draw attention to a few words. It is accomplished by using the > character before your text.

Also great for indicating what the poster was implying.
>Implying you never heard of greentext.
1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.
.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.
greenette by erfv March 14, 2010

Greenbelt 

Greenbelt is a city in PG County. It was orriginally set up by Franklin D. Roosevelt as a place for army veterans to live.

Greenbelt is known for one of the better Highschools in PG, ERHS, standing for Eleanor Roosevelt Highschool. Sometimes also refured to as "Rose."

Greenbelt has about a 70% Black community but is somewhat diverse. In old greenbelt you will find mostly old people and young white pot heads and skaters. In new greenbelt you will find more Blacks and Asians. New Greenbelt is also home to the smalltime gang the GOC
Greenbelt, home of the Roosevelt Raiders!
Greenbelt by Ian-Dawg March 10, 2004

Savage Greenbelt 

A Nicholas Cuevas persona made to make people laugh and make people feel threatened also fails at both

Greentastic 

Something which is considered amazing or cool for how enviornmentally conscious, or 'green' it is.
My new Prius is greentastic!

I'm taking this carbon neutral trip to Haiti to help install solar panels, isn't that greentastic?

Forget bottled water, filtered tap water tastes greentastic!
Greentastic by LilMountain April 22, 2011

Greatext 

Greatext is another word for "pickle juice".
"Pass me the greatext please!"
Greatext by SupremestLeader November 5, 2022
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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