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That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind
"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"
Zoinked Out by nut button March 13, 2019
To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF
Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now
Zoinked by YoungFolk June 13, 2018
When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart
Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

Fully Zoinked 

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose
Fully Zoinked by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019
Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.
Zoinked by MattKeen April 6, 2010