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ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
ZOOMorial Service by YAWA January 28, 2021

zoomorphic 

Assigning a Person, Event or Diety with qualities of that with an animal.
Nekos (Cat People), Inus (dog People), Ookami (wolf People), etc.

Not to be confused with a Furry (An Anthropomorphic Animal, Object, or Inhuman subject)

"Hey! That Person is a damn Furry!"
"No. Correction, they are actually Zoomorphic. A HUMAN who has some similar qualities of which you can tell... CLEARLY YOU STILL SEE THE DAMN SKIN AND HUMAN FEATURES!"
"B-but.... it's a Furr-fag"
"NO! Do they look like they originated on all damn fours?! I don't think so!"

(*Added Note* NO YIFFING HERE YOU DAMN DEGENERATES! TAKE YOUR STAR FOX DREAMS AND GTFO!)
zoomorphic by Lumenia Strauss April 24, 2018
Preforming actions of a sexual nature on the modern enterprise video communication company that is Zoom with one or more people.
Person 1: It sucks that the Rona is keeping us apart.

Person 2: Well we can always zoomrgy.
Zoomrgy by Soy_pablito_escobark April 27, 2020

zoomorphism 

The shit GravelDie just came up with to prove he is not furry.
I am no fucking furry, i just like animals with human features, that's called zoomorphism!!!!
zoomorphism by GravelDie November 27, 2017
Rick rolling somebody via zoom, wether it be sending the link in chat, singing it, typing the lyrics into chat, screen sharing the video, or just playing through your mic.
One of my classmates zoomrolled me!
zoomroll by Whythisword December 4, 2020

Zooom gloom

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.
I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zooom gloom is hitting me today
Zooom gloom by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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