zoombus

A nickname for a dog whose hind legs overtake the front legs when zooming.

Owner: Imma gonna get you, you zoombus!
Dog: haha hind legs go brrrrr

by semimajor April 1, 2022

zombussy

A zombie femboy’s undead bussy primed and ready for poundage

“You hear about that zombussy Trey’s got?” Asked Mormon.
“Dude, are you fucking high?” He had asked back.

by The Doofus April 14, 2022

ZoomButt

The numb feeling you get from sitting in one Zoom meeting after another.

I had 8 hours of Zoom meetings today and I had the worst case of ZoomButt ever.

by SMRK59801 March 24, 2021

zombus

Zombus are a kind of zombies which seek out prunes, but their speech impediment makes them gravely understood as if they are hungry for brains.

Pronounced with a U like in BULL, rather than like in GUM.
Singular is Zombu

A zombie and a zombu slouch down the marketplace
Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
Zombu: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
People run away
People: Ahhhhhhhhh! Zombies!
Zombu and his zombus friends catch a prune stall and eat prunes.
People: Cool, these are only zombus!
Zombie catches a person, cracks open their head, and slurps the brain.

by aervw December 15, 2010

zombus

A bus that has been filled with zombies who were once human. They crave human flesh, if you get too close it will bite or pull you inside for your last ride.

As I approached the school bus I realized that it was a zombus and I retreated quickly.

by soldierx March 10, 2009

zoombush

When you're about to dial in to your scheduled call, and the other party suggests you Zoom instead;

a zoombush is most likely to occur when you are wearing 'work pajamas' or haven't washed your hair in a week, but can also occur in conjunction with circumstances beyond your control (e.g. a facial gone very, very wrong, or a toddler deciding now is precisely the right time for 'naked time').

I had a bunch of calls scheduled but no video meetings, so I threw on yesterday's sweats and got to work... things were going great until I was zoombushed by an annoyingly well-groomed colleague at 2:59, just as I was dialing in to our 3pm call.

by speedykate August 25, 2020

Zombus Epiphany

The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.

A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?

by Turkalurk2012 June 13, 2011