zoombush

When you're about to dial in to your scheduled call, and the other party suggests you Zoom instead;

a zoombush is most likely to occur when you are wearing 'work pajamas' or haven't washed your hair in a week, but can also occur in conjunction with circumstances beyond your control (e.g. a facial gone very, very wrong, or a toddler deciding now is precisely the right time for 'naked time').

I had a bunch of calls scheduled but no video meetings, so I threw on yesterday's sweats and got to work... things were going great until I was zoombushed by an annoyingly well-groomed colleague at 2:59, just as I was dialing in to our 3pm call.

zoombush by speedykate August 25, 2020

zoombus 

A nickname for a dog whose hind legs overtake the front legs when zooming.

Owner: Imma gonna get you, you zoombus!
Dog: haha hind legs go brrrrr

zoombus by semimajor April 1, 2022

zoomBUH

a very cute hvher that likes to spank his monkey (jerk off)

holy zoombuh was spanking his monkey to cdazzz bruh what the ohio!!!!

zoomBUH by tuber op July 12, 2024