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When you're about to dial in to your scheduled call, and the other party suggests you Zoom instead;

a zoombush is most likely to occur when you are wearing 'work pajamas' or haven't washed your hair in a week, but can also occur in conjunction with circumstances beyond your control (e.g. a facial gone very, very wrong, or a toddler deciding now is precisely the right time for 'naked time').
I had a bunch of calls scheduled but no video meetings, so I threw on yesterday's sweats and got to work... things were going great until I was zoombushed by an annoyingly well-groomed colleague at 2:59, just as I was dialing in to our 3pm call.
zoombush by speedykate August 25, 2020
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A nickname for a dog whose hind legs overtake the front legs when zooming.
Owner: Imma gonna get you, you zoombus!
Dog: haha hind legs go brrrrr
zoombus by semimajor April 1, 2022
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a very cute hvher that likes to spank his monkey (jerk off)
holy zoombuh was spanking his monkey to cdazzz bruh what the ohio!!!!
zoomBUH by tuber op July 12, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026