zonkie nut 

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

zonkie nut by ken dogging September 22, 2015

zonkienuts 

It is either one of two things!!!
1. The shit that is stuck on your ass hair that dried out and hanging

2.the period blood that that dried out on your Virginia hair (pubes)

I would like to eat your zonkienuts

Can we please have a zonkienut salad

Oooo look at your moms zonkienuts it looks like raisins

zonkienuts by Jimboslice994 October 31, 2019