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Zeldar is a curious dude and also the President of planet Beldar or "Deldar". Zeldar tells the story of his first encounter with weed. He is also a family man. The prophecy also reveals the establishement of Wal-Mart on his home planet.
I have kids /
I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field /
Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough /
So I cough and I puff on the Green leafy stuff I found in the field

Devin the Dude - Zeldar
Zeldar by redredeyeseyes May 4, 2010
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Zoltar Zinger! 

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!

Zolderen 

Verb
The act of performing sexual activities in an attic, mostly at parties. Zolder is Dutch for attic, the word has Dutch origins.
They went zolderen.
Zolderen by lexyflexy February 9, 2015

zodaringmang

Gay person who wears gap and uses glasses, they are usually about 4"9 - 4"10 and are 5"3 when fully adult
Woah! look at that zodaringmang
DJ for the Satellite Radio-Only (unless your in Baltimore and listen to 99.1 HFS) techno music show, "Subterranean". Is also known as "Zoltar, The Brother From Another Planet". Subterranean can be listened to on satellite radio on "The System" or on Saturday nights on 99.1 HFS in Baltimore, Maryland. Subterranean comes on from 12:00 to 2:00 in the morning.
Man did you hear that new song Zoltar hit up on the radio? That was tight!
Zoltar by NateAbel December 31, 2004

zoldorphic 

Inconceivably well prepared
Beth: How zoldorphic can one person be?!
Marianne: Zoldorphic isn’t a word.
Beth: Check Urban dictionary.
Marianne: Well Beth, that’s mighty zoldorphic of you.
zoldorphic by Freethrower June 15, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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