Dude, last night I was way too drunk to rail my girl. So, I went to town on her with the zoldar instead. She was pretty tuned-up as well, so I don't think she could even tell the difference.
Zeldar is a curious dude and also the President of planet Beldar or "Deldar". Zeldar tells the story of his first encounter with weed. He is also a family man. The prophecy also reveals the establishement of Wal-Mart on his home planet.
I have kids /
I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field /
Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough /
So I cough and I puff on the Green leafy stuff I found in the field
DJ for the Satellite Radio-Only (unless your in Baltimore and listen to 99.1 HFS) technomusic show, "Subterranean". Is also known as "Zoltar, The Brother From Another Planet". Subterranean can be listened to on satellite radio on "The System" or on Saturday nights on 99.1 HFS in Baltimore, Maryland. Subterranean comes on from 12:00 to 2:00 in the morning.
Man did you hear that new song Zoltar hit up on the radio? That was tight!
Beth: How zoldorphic can one person be?!
Marianne: Zoldorphic isn’t a word.
Beth: Check Urban dictionary.
Marianne: Well Beth, that’s mighty zoldorphic of you.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.