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Zoeef is Black-Vietnamesian slang for zoe.

Can also be a name for any Mexican Whorebags.
Damn! Didju c Zoeef 2dai? Shie waz b lookn foine. Dayum. I wan dat bish. Shie da bomb.
zoeef by Rahul's Hoe December 9, 2004
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ZeeFixesArt 

An SJW artist on twitter who "fixes" anime characters by turning them into a fatter and dark version of the original design, because of them fixing art it gains controversy. Sometimes they threatened the people a certain anime like Jojo (which is now they victimize) and Touhou which makes them a possible troll
People: Ahh shit ZeeFixesArt once again "diversify" a Japanese into a fatter and dark version of them even though she is damn Japanese!

People who are a fan of that anime character: Shit they threatened us that they will draw our waifus as a tree stumps
ZeeFixesArt by LawyerOp September 22, 2020
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perfect, beautiful, kind. has the type of personality that makes you want to be around her all day. beautiful blue eyes, gorgeous lips. you can't help thinking about her all day. if you ever date a zoee you immediately realize that she's the one you want to be with forever, even after you die and are chillin in heaven. she is a free-spirit with a gentle soul. who couldn't love her? she's the definition of perfect.
Guy 1: Wow Zoee is beautiful!

Guy 2: I know right? too bad she's dating kain

Guy 3: fml! she is so perfect! damn him
zoee by kstewart94 January 13, 2012
Not emo. A great girlfriend. Doesn’t cheat/ very loyal. She loves to cuddle. She loves watching Netflix and chilling.When you are dating a Zoee make sure to give her a lot of love and affection.❤️
Boyfriend: hey Zoee what do you wanna do tonight.

Zoee: I was thinking we cuddle on the couch and watch Netflix.
Boyfriend: sounds good.
Zoee by Ilover❤️ July 7, 2018
A Girl who is an amazing, beautiful, Funny, Caring, All around Perfect person. Very skilled at Drawing and Writing. Sometimes Adds question marks when not needed on MSN or Facebook. Very Conscious about her looks, but doesn't need to worry because she's stunning. Enjoys Music such as 3OH3, The Maine and BeatBeat.
Person 1 "Dude, did you see that new girl, she's hilarious, gorgeous, and wonderful at drawing"

Person 2 "Yeah dude, she's such a Zoee "
Zoee by xIx Ares xIx March 15, 2009
What you call a zombie that realizes its a zombie and experiences grief for the first time in its zombie life. The zombie then becomes super anxious and wishes that they were no longer a zombie. Because after all is said and done, who really wants to be undead?
Carlo the zombie zueefed and became very sad.
Zueef by Realcrazyman May 12, 2019
The act of passing gas through the penile passage in such a manner as a queef
Dude did you just fart?

Nope...it was a zueef.
Zueef by GatorManKylePIMP February 25, 2011
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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