zieroth

A commonly known cute person with a great personality and sexy body.

That is one good looking Zieroth.

by Zieroth January 14, 2009

zeroth world problem

Problems caused by adopting bleeding edge technology for common, daily use before it's reliable, such that the technology's imperfections complicate your life. Loosely, problems that most people living in a wealthy, industrialized nation would probably roll their eyes at.

"So anyway, my Twitch stream went down during my peak viewing hours because the beta drivers for my graphics card apparently break the HDCP chain-of-trust, so the video capture software thought I was stealing copyrighted content from myself, and..."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."

by Mark Tomczak March 1, 2019

Zirroth

Zirroth Is KITO S4Ns true name kito is the son of astaroth

Zirroth Is evil asfc

by Zirroth November 12, 2021

zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.

Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.

by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010

ZeroThree

A sweet and very kind person. Will do mostly anything for others to help them out.

Oh, ZeroThree she is pog.

by Kaisaan's Lover October 14, 2020

Zeroth base

Anything less hardcore than kissing.
For example handholding

"dude I can't believe I went to zeroth base with my crush today!"

by oingyboingy September 22, 2025

veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

by veselekov October 14, 2012