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zhikun by kun 999 November 23, 2021
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Dirty Zhikun 

The act simultaneously masturbating and defecating in a bath of reduced sugar orange juice concentrate, then bottling the bath contents and exchanging them with the rat king for used condoms and needles.
“I heard the homeless man down the street partakes in dirty Zhikun’s for fun
Dirty Zhikun by Woodsy678 January 30, 2025
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Zhijun means having girlfriends over for a great party and some great gossip.
I love zhijuns as they keep my spirits high.
Zhijun by Khloey November 10, 2008
If you have a friend named Zhixun, they are a very cool and tall person, they will be often called Zhishit rather than their own name.
A cool and tall person: Hello!
Anonymous: You are really a Zhixun!
zhixun by dendendenkiii August 20, 2022
A very cute and funny girl name, the best girlfriends name but most of them are not straight at all, this girl must be very friendly and helpful girl, very attractive to girls and must be very famous at society or school, she have a pretty face with pretty smile and also very kindness to her surroundding friends. Its so lucky if you become her close friends. She must be damn funny and cute.

A girl with this name must be very good at talking with our people and also damn good at firlting with others. By the way, a girl with this name they need a lot of caring and loving,their minds are more sensitive, they like to overthink and cry silently in the middle of the night.They are very affectionate.If you have a girlfriend with this name, please cherish them.
Hi, my name is zhijun
Zhijun by anonymous March 3, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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